Investor Update Writer

Drafts a monthly or quarterly investor update — TL;DR, consistent metric block (revenue, growth rate, burn, runway), highlights, honest lowlights, a specific ask, and next-period priorities — in a repeatable one-screen format. Use when someone asks "write my investor update", "what should go in my monthly update", "how do I tell investors about a bad month", or when a founder is due to report to their cap table. Do…