atomic-release-ci

Diagnose and fix broken release-please CI in this repo. Auto-fires on "release-please CI is failing", "release branch is out of date", "release branch is stale", "release PR is red", "release-please broke", "fix the release CI", "release branch CI failing", "version branch is behind", "release PR changelog is wrong", "release PR missing work". Contributor-only — never bundled, never installed.